What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Where does laundry go to college?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What horn never makes a sound?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What school subject really rocks?