Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
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