Animals
What dog wears contact lenses?
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What fish sings the best?
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What fish loves to play in a band?
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What do you say if you meet a toad?
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
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What fish only swims at night?
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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
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What happens when a frog's car dies?
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What does a queen bee do when she burps?
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What happened when the owl lost his voice?
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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
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What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
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What dog loves to take bubble baths?
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What does a cat go to sleep on?
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What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
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What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
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What is a bunny's favorite dance?
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What goes zzub, zzub?
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What does a panda ghost say?
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What is a cat's favorite math problem?
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What game does a rabbit always win?
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What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
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What does a lion call an antelope?
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What games do ants play with elephants?
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