Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

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How does a penguin build its house?

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How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

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How is cat food sold?

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

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How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

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How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

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How do you care for a sick bird?

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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

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How expensive is swimming with sharks?

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Are baby skunks cute?

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

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How does a squid go into battle?

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How do you raise a baby elephant?

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

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How does a polar bear build a house?

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

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How do you spot a modern spider?

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How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

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