Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

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What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

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What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

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What bird is losing its hair?

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What day of the week do chickens hide?

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

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What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

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What British bugs are the best singers?

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What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

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What did the mouse want for its birthday?

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

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What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

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What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

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What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

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What did the bee say to the flower?

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What did the confused bee say?

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What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

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What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

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What do bees chew?

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

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