Sports

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

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Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

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Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

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What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

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What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

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Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

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What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

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How do you make a bear really angry?

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Why do Olympians never overheat?

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Why was the bowling ball anxious?

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Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

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Why are baseball players so good at math?

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Why are babies so good at basketball?

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What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

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Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

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Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

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What sports are both plant-based?

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How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

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In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

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What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

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