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Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
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How do you prevent a summer cold?
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What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
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What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
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What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
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Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
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Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
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What do frogs eat in the summer?
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What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
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What do ghosts turn on in summer?
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What does the sun drink out of?
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What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
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What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
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What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
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What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
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How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
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Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
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What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
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Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
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Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
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Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
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What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
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What's faster, the heat or the cold?
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What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
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