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What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

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How did the tree feel in spring?

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What did summer say to spring?

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What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

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Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

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Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

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What's the politest month?

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What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

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It's allergy season again?

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What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

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How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

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Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

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What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

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What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

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Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

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What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

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Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

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What do you call an emergency in the spring?

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How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

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What goes up when spring rain comes down?

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Why is spring the oddest season?

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Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

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When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

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