Holiday

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

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Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

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What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

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What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

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What do you call a very small Valentine?

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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

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What's a fork's favorite holiday?

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Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

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What does Santa order at the bar?

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How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

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What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

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What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

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What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

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Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

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What did the calculator tell his valentine?

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What do cows say on NYE?

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What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

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What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

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What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

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What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

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Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

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What does Santa use to help himself walk?

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