Music

How does a witch play loud music?

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Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

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Why was the musician arrested?

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What's a cat's favorite song?

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What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

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Why did the turkey join the band?

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Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

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How does the sun listen to music?

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

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What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

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Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

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Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

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Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

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What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

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What's a cow's favorite music note?

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What type of music do frogs listen to?

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What instruments do imaginary friends play?

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What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

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Which elf is the best singer?

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What kind of music do planets like?

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What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

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Guitarists are so stressed out.

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What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

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