Puns

What do mice do when they're at home?

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What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

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What do you find at the end of everything?

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

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What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

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What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

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What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

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What do you call a belt made of clocks?

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What do you call a pig thief?

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What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

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What do you call a joke book for chickens?

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What do you call an arctic cow?

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What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

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What do you call a silly hill?

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What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

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What do you call the wife of a hippie?

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What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

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What do snowmen wear on their heads?

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What do you call a Russian flea?

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