Puns

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

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What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

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What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

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Can February March?

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What do dogs order at coffee shops?

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How did groundhogs get their name?

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What kind of cheese can you sew with?

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What country has the most fish?

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What do Scottish toads play?

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What should a lawyer always wear to court?

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How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

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What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

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Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

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What type of pasta helps you relax?

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I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

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Where do chips wear socks?

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What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

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What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

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What's the coldest vegetable?

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Someone stole all my lamps.

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What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

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What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

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Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

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What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

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