Puns

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

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What do you call it when two boats become friends?

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What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

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Where do T-Rexes shop?

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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...

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Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

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Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

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What do you call a bakery hardware store?

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What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

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Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

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What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

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What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

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What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

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Where does food go to take a nap?

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What do you call a stationary flamingo?

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Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

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What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

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What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

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Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

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What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

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Why did the frog starve?

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Why is heaven always so tidy?

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What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

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Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

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