Puns

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

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What is the quickest button on a radio?

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What do you call an ant who fights crime?

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What do you call a happy cowboy?

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Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

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Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

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How do you get rid of a killer bee?

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Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

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OK, that's enough fish puns.

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What is blue and not heavy?

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Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

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How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

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Who invented King Arthur's round table?

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What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

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Why did the cell phone lose his job?

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Where was Noah born?

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What's a pirate's favorite color?

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What is a janitor's favorite movie?

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Where do cowboys cook their chili?

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

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What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

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Why do sewers make terrible runners?

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What did one plate say to the other?

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Where does money love to go shopping?

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