Holiday

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

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What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

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What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

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What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

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What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

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What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

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What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

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What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

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What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

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What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

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My Valentine this year is a goalie.

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What do farmers do on February 14th?

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What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

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My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

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What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

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What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

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Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

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What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

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Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

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What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

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What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

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What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

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What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

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What do you call George Washington's birthday?

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