Puns

What type of barrel breaks easily?

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What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

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What's the most expensive plate in church?

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A book just fell on my head.

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Why did the mare gain weight?

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What is the coolest country?

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Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

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Why are scissors so forgiving?

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What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

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How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

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What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

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What should you wear to a tea party?

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What do scuba divers wear to bed?

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What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

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How are mountains able to see?

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Where do vampires keep their money?

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Who granted the fish a wish?

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Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

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What game do bats excel at?

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Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

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Where does water do all its banking?

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Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

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Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

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What do you call a flying police officer?

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