Animals

What did the sick chicken say?

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Why can't you trust a pig?

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What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

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Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

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What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

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What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

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Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

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Where do squirrels go on vacation?

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What did the octopus use to write his novel?

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What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

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What kind of computers do horses use?

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When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

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What money do cats use to go shopping?

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Why was the dog arrested by the police?

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What is a cow's dream job?

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

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What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

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What do cats use to beat eggs?

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What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

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What do fish do at parades?

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What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

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Why was the cow afraid?

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