Animals

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

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What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

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What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

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What did the dog say after his birthday party?

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What animals make the best students?

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We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

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Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

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How do you wash a lamb?

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What's an owl's favorite school subject?

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What do cows always add to their salad?

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What nationality are most fish?

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Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

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What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

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Who do fish pray to when they need help?

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What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

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What do rich squirrels eat?

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Which dog dreams of being a matador?

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What's the most determined bird?

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What animal knows how to work a computer?

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What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

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Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

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Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

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Why are elephants so wrinkled?

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