Animals

How do you make a cow float?

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

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Which farm animals are famous painters?

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How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

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Which animal makes the best landscaper?

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Why did the cat start laughing?

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Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

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What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

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What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

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How do you arrest a pig?

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What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

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What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

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Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

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What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

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What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

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What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

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Where do cows go for lunch?

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What do you call a pile of cats?

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What animal keeps up with all the trends?

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Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

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Why are sheep such great pranksters?

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What do you call a cow with no GPS?

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

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