Holiday

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

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Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

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Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

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Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

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What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

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Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

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What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

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What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

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Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

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Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

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Why is April the cleanest month of all?

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Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

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What is the best Christmas present ever?

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

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Why are sandals so indecisive?

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What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

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What nationality is Santa Claus?

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Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

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Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

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What is a mom's favorite game?

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Why do moms make good vintners?

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