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Want to hear a joke about construction?

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What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

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What kind of money do fishermen make?

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What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

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What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

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What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

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What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

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Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

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How do lawyers say goodbye?

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What's a dentist's favorite movie?

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What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

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My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

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What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

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What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

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What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

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The museum curator needed a break.

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What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

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What do cats wear to work?

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What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

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What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

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What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

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People are so hard on car mechanics.

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What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

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