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Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

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Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

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How does NASA organize a company party?

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Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

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Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

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When do astronauts eat?

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Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

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Which CIA agent is the best baker?

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Why did the barber win the race?

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Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

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Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

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Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

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You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

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Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

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Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

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Where are average things manufactured?

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Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

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What time is your dentist appointment?

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Why did the Uber driver get fired?

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Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

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Why was the mime upset?

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Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

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Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

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Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

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