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What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

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What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

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Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

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What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

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What do you call a retired cowboy?

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What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

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What instrument do secretaries usually play?

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Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

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What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

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Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

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What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

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What do you call two dentists that are very different?

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What does an attorney say when getting married?

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What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

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What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

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Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

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What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

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What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

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What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

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How do you know a lawyer is lying?

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What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

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Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

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What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

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What's a lawyer's favorite food?

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