Puns

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

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What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

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How did the mermaid call her friends?

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How was the wedding?

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How did the toad die?

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How do mice celebrate when they move home?

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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

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How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

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I used to be addicted to not showering.

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How does Moses make his coffee so great?

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How do you get a country girl to like you?

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How do you make antifreeze?

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If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

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How do locomotives know where to go?

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How do fireflies start a race?

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How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

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How is life like toilet paper?

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How do you take a pig to the hospital?

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How often should you make chemistry jokes?

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How do you measure a millennial?

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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

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