Animals
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
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Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
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What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
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What do you call a short cow?
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What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
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What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
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What's a kitty's favorite book?
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
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Why did the goat become a lawyer?
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What do you call bees that are best friends?
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What animal makes the best pizza dough?
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What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
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What do felines love to plant in a garden?
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Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
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What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
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What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
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What do you call an Irish spider?
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Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
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What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
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Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
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What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
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What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
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What do you call an artistic dog?
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