Animals

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

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What type of animal does well in the cold?

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What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

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What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

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What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

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What insect thinks it's a dog?

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How do birds threaten one another?

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How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

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What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

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What type of birds stay together forever?

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What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

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Why are skunks always so depressed?

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What is the wealthiest fish?

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Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

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Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

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What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

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Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

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What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

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Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

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What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

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Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

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Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

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