Animals

How do dog catchers get paid?

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What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

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What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

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What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

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What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

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What do elderly dogs use to get around?

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Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

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What is the strongest animal?

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How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

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Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

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What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

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What disease was the horse scared of getting?

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What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

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Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

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Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

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What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

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What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

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What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

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Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

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What did the man say when the calf attended church?

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What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

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Why did the puppy struggle in school?

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