Animals

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

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Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

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Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

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Why did the bulldog have an accent?

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What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

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I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

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What's a reptile's favorite movie?

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Why do kittens know so much about church?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

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What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

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Why did the snake cross the road?

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Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

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Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

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What is a pony's favorite condiment?

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What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

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Which sea animal is the best with tools?

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What's a monkey's favorite flower?

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What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

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How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

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When does a horse talk?

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What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

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What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

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