Animals

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

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What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

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Which animal will never go bald?

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How does a lion greet other animals?

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Why did the chicken go to the seance?

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Which animal should never work for the government?

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What do ocean animals do when it snows?

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Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

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What do you call a sarcastic duck?

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Where do kittens go to school?

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What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

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Did you know that felines don't bite?

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What types of dogs are bilingual?

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Why don't wolves like fast food?

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Why don't fish play basketball?

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What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

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What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

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What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

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What goes ooo ooo ooo?

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Two silkworms got in a fight.

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What do you call a smelly horse?

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What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

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What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

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