Animals

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

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Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

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Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

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Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

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Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

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Why did the frog have a long face?

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

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Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

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Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

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Why did the chicken cross the net?

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Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

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Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

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Why did the fish blush?

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Why did the cow cross the road?

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Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

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Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

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Why did the elephant eat the candle?

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

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Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

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